It's a Vagina, Not a Cat!

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina...

Men seem to be very uncomfortable saying it. Vagina. What's so weird about that? Oh, is it because it's a woman's body part? Well fuck you then!

Men have created the most demeaning and insulting alternative names for vagina. To name a few would be 'kitty', 'kitty-cat', 'coochy' and let's not forget the worst of them all, 'pussy'. I just hate that word, 'pussy'. And they're so proud saying it. Like, “Me and Mandy went there, man. She gave me that pussy!” They say as if...I don't even know how to explain it. Almost as if it's theirs from the get-go. “She gave me that pussy.” So you own it now? Yeah, no.

And since when did cats have anything to do with vaginas? Has anyone ever wondered that? Like, we don't call penises 'doggies' or 'pucheys'. So what's with the cat references? Please someone tell me, I'm genuinely curious as to why in the world are vaginas given cat names.

Anyway, it's like men just can't muster up the nerve to just say vagina. Like it's almost a bad word. And we women have become so accustomed to this that we, ourselves do it. I'm not talking about song lyrics, maybe they say those words just for the sake of rhyming. But women all over the world use these disgusting words that really demean us.

And also, when us women use these demeaning words, men seem to still get uncomfortable. The words that YOU created make you uncomfortable? Same goes for breasts or boobs, if you will. Words like 'titties' or 'watermelons' are frequently used by the pigs. But God forbid a women using it, even out of fun. For instance, I was watching an interview Conan did with Kesha. She was explaining how she wrote music with her breasts. When she said the word 'boobs', he instantly corrected her, calling them breasts. But being the goof she is, she went further to call them her titties. He then laughed and added how he 'should have stopped at boobs'. Although most find it funny, I find it strange how a word he uses almost everyday, makes him uncomfortable.

And while we're on the topic of private parts, PERIODS! What is it with men and periods? Blood coming out of our vaginas? You don't see us running when white goo squirts from your penis! Some even swallow (I am shameless). I saw a picture that read, “What if men were as disgusted with rape as they are with periods?” Beautifully said! What if!? If that was the case, there would be little to no rape. And what's the big deal about periods? Honey, we can bleed for five days, no sweat. You can't even have a cold for five days. Who's weak now?

My point is that men have this thing where they try to make women feel ashamed of their body. Cunt means vagina. What's so insulting about that? Men get called dicks all the time but don't care. So why should we care about being called vaginas? Heck, I even call myself a sweet cunt. It's my thing now. Even my friends use it on themselves. Maybe you should too.

Also, stop being embarrassed if you're on your period. It's not like no one knows a woman get's her period. It's very sad seeing a girl get nervous when talking about periods, especially around men. We should be taught to embrace our bodies and it's cycles instead of being taught to be ashamed and hide it. Because our bodies are beautiful. If men can walk around, high and mighty, proud of their penis, then we should walk around proud of our vaginas.

To end this off, I would like to say that I've started to use demeaning names for men. For example 'dickie', 'penis carrier' and other stuff. Sure one might say that it's stupid and childish, but frankly, I don't give a shit. It's funny for me. And the reactions I get... Feels good to throw shit back at men.

Anyway, bye! See you in my next post. Stay proud of your vaginas!