All Married Men Are Pigs and Deceivers: If You're Married and Think Your Pig Is An Exception or Your Pig May change You Need A Sisterly Bat to Your Head!

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All Married Men Are Pigs and Deceivers: If You're Married and Think Your Pig Is An Exception or Your Pig May change You Need A Sisterly Bat to Your Head!

His name is Samuel Williams. He's a ginger man. Red hair, red beard and red eyebrows. Just red. His hair only highlights his beautiful blue eyes. I knew from the very moment I saw those blue eyes, I would never be able to let them go.

We met the college campus my sister goes to. I spent the weekend with her and it was time to say goodbye. As I was walking out of the campus grounds, I saw him. He was carrying a tablet (no one carries books anymore these days) and tea. Green tea. God I hate the taste of green tea. I didn't approach him immediately, actually I waited a few weeks. Every weekend during that time, I would ask my sister who he was, what he taught (he is  a professor for psychology) and what time he left. I finally gathered the courage to approach him. I introduced myself when he arrived at campus one day. We exchanged numbers. That was how it took off. He called me a day later, inviting me out for coffee. At seven in the evening. Who the fuck goes out for coffee at seven? At the coffee place, we chatted, we laughed, we got to know each other. It was a dope ass date. He was so intellectual and charming. I liked that. And too much now that I think of it. He invited me to his place, I said yes. We arrived at his place and the rest is history. Now don't get me wrong, I had my suspicions that he was with someone else but I brushed them off as paranoia. That was until I found her birth control packet in the trash. But at that time, him and I had had sex at least four times. I was too attached.He fessed up after I confronted him. He told me his marriage woes and my dumbass felt sorry for him. So I kept seeing him. Again and again. It's not like I don't care about Audrey's (his wife) feelings. But at the same time Sam manipulated me into a relationship. He's a forty three year old man! He knew what he was doing. Anyway, I don't know how to go about the situation. Any advice would be necessary. ❤

If You're Married and Think Your Pig Is An Exception or Your Pig May change You Need a Sisterly Bat to Your Head!

Use the Pigs For Your Own Gain

Hello, dear misandrists. I hope you all had a lovely New Years. I took a bit off a break to clear my mind because the pigs made 2017 a dreadful year for me (more on that in upcoming posts). But what I want to focus on today is the previous post I made. I expressed my concerns over the overwhelming lust I was developing for old pigs. My dear fellow misandrist, Nicki, advised me and consoled me. I was lusting after old men in response to the traumas of my sexual assault (brought on by an old man). And she told me that if I happen to get in some type of relationship with the pigs, they need to pay up. Which, in my honest opinion, is the greatest advice I’ve ever received.

Men only want one thing, sex. We’ve established this. Us as women need to abstain from giving them the pleasure of sex. But, naturally, we also have needs.  It’s in our nature, we are sexual beings (but at least we have the decency to provide love and care for those we sleep with). And obviously, if you’re not attracted to women, this could be a dilemma. Which is why I feel like it’s better to, if you have to sleep with a pig, have them pay up.

It’s only fair. Because sleeping with us is a privilege. What better way to even the playing field than to pay for our sex? By having them pay for our sex, we are using them the same way they use us. Most people see that as prostitution, I see that as business. Because after all, if we have sex with a man, what do we benefit from it besides a few minutes of pleasure? Nothing. They benefit because, again, they only want sex.

Look, I’m not saying you have to sleep with men to pleasure yourselves, you have your fingers for that. But if you really desire sleeping with a man, have him pay up.

Men are Not Needed

To be fully accurate, women are biologically stronger than men, and don't even need sperm to create babies anymore. Using bone marrow and eggs, you can create a human fetus, and it will always come out female. Basically, chauvinistic pigs like the ones saying no are not needed anymore, and they're simply afraid of the power females could hold against them if they were to get full equality. If it came down to it, the human race could become nothing but females. Even so, much less women are found to be murderers, or committing serious crimes at all. I understand fully that there are women that do these things and more, but it is a much smaller percentage. Most, if not all, shooters in the US have been Caucasian males in privileged families. Going back to my earlier statement of women being biologically stronger; women not only mature much faster, but they produce antibodies at incredible speeds, are less susceptible to cardiovascular diseases, and woman have a much higher pain tolerance due to having to live through childbirth and other things. Not only this, but women are much less likely to suffer from recessive disorders like color blindness, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and hemophilia. To the ones who say women should not have rights: your arguments are illogical and immoral, perhaps you would feel more at home in the Dark Ages?

The Males In My Family Are Pigs Too

I live with pure pigs, I'll tell you that. 

First off, my oldest brother believes that women are weak and men are superior, which anyone with any common sense would know that it's the other way around. He's a gambler and a big trouble maker. Not to mention he abuses his wife one way or another. Although I haven't seen him physically hit her, he has threatened to countless times. He always accuses her of cheating and calls her a whore. And when I asked her about it, she said that it happens way too often and it's driving her insane. I actually suggested that she kill him. I would've been an alibi. A bit drastic but I think it's necessary for the pigs. 

My second oldest brother is just plain stupid and annoying. Everything he does irritates me to the maximum and he is just unintelligent. Plus he hit me a few times and stole from me. Like, I hate his guts. 

But not as much as I hate my father's guts. Where do I begin? He gave me an eating disorder. Basically what he said is that I'm fat and no one will love me because of it. And he said this on multiple occasions. He said that I'm abnormal and forces me to do things he wants me to do, his way. I hate him so so much. The hate I have for him is as bad as my hate for all men. 

Men need to die. That's the conclusion for this post. Short but classic. #Misandry #KillAllMen

The Benefits of MasterDating

Masturdating (verb):

 1. The act of doing activities, usually performed in relationships, with oneself.

2. Dating yourself

I have been an asexual for my entire life now, and I haven't realized how amazing and stress free it was until now. 

I'm sure you're asking, “Okay, if it's so great then, what are the benefits?” Well, I tell you. 

1. You freaking live longer! – Three women who have reached their one hundreds have said that the secret to their long life is eating right, sleeping enough and avoiding men. Yes, these three women have never gotten married. It's already proven that women live longer than men, but now it's also proven that women can live EVEN LONGER without them! 

2. You won't have to deal with pointless drama! – Your boyfriend will cheat on you. I think that's clear. He will use you, abuse you and throw you away. That's the truth of the matter. So why you want to put up with the nonsense, when you can avoid it all together. The only heartbreak you can ever experience that is when the girl dies in “Bridge To Terabithia”. And, wouldn't it be amazing to just sit back, and watch relationship drama unfold before your eyes? Knowing you'll never experience that? 

At my school, they had this Valentines dance and obviously, I didn't go. Not because I didn't have a date (or want one) but because I don't entertain that nonsense. Anyway, I stayed home and watched “Kill Bill”. Both volumes. 

I went to school the next day (who holds a dance on a Thursday anyway?) and asked how was it. It turns out, a couple of boys cheated on their dates, a few girls passed out after their drinks were spiked by boys and some dad punched her daughter for being drunk. Even though it would have been entertaining to watch, I am just glad that I wasn't involved  in that mess. 

3. Your only priority is yourself! – You won't have to do his washing, clean after his disgusting messes, go do his errands, worry about his safety or share a bed. You can worry about yourself and your life. You can build yourself a career, make lots of money and spend it on yourself and basically be in charge of your life only. You don't have to worry if he'll like the new shirt you got him or not. You don't have to remember to wash his boxers by hand. And you don't have to sacrifice the last slice of pizza!

Those are just a few of the reasons why it's better to not date ever! Trust me, it's better to watch the drama in relationships than be in it. And besides, relationships never last. Why are you wasting your time? 

This was quite a short post but I think I got my point across. See you next time, and don't forget to masterdate! 

Not Only Are Men Disgusting Pigs...They Are Also Pedophiles.

Before I get into the story I would like to say hi. Hello everyone, I'm the new co-blogger. I'm just helping out for a while now. Anyway, on to the story. 

At my school, there was this teacher. Quite old, bald and every other stereotype you can think of. And for some reason, my class was the only one that went to him. Apparently, it's because he's 'exclusive'. 

So anyway, it wasn't weird in the beginning. I would actually enjoy his class, I'm not gonna lie about that. But that's when he started getting weird. 

Like, he started touching me in places that were none of his business, he would be way too friendly and basically make me uncomfortable. So I took action. I went to the Grade Head and asked her to move classes. She said I had to write a letter. So I did. I typed a letter explaining everything and how its affected me. And in the letter, I CLEARLY stated that they don't tell him. Because I don't want a confrontation. 

So two days after I handed in the letter, I was moved to a different class that was taught by a different, female teacher. So for a few days, everything was fine. I heard from my old classmates that Mr Pedophile was so sad that I left. Like, boy it's not a big deal that one student left. 

Anyway, a few days after I moved, my new home teacher tells me that the school's priest wants to speak with me. And obviously it was about the change. When I walked in his class, I though that he was going to counsel me and make me feel better or something. But no. Not at all. He just basically told me that the principal said that I have to apologize or I am getting taken to court. And obviously that shit scared me. 

So I typed the  apology letter, and they left me alone. Until they called my mother and asked for a meeting with me in the room. By now, my mom knew so it wouldn't be a huge shocker. So the whole time, they tried to make me look bad and they tried to make it seem as of they cared by saying that I have awesome English skills. Like, I know. You don't have to tell me. 

And on top of that, they told the teacher. They told him! In BOTH my letters I asked them to not tell him. But they did and he typed a weak ass letter talking about how he just wanted me to 'shine'. I can shine without you, dumbass. And then that fake priest had the nerve to offer counseling. And you're supposed to be a man of God but you support Pedophiles. Nice. Plus, they said I had to write another apology letter and my mother has to email one too. 

Whatever. I did all that. Okay, like that was the most angering experience of my life. Like for a time it haunted me. And it didn't make me sad or depressed. It made me angry. Very angry. So angry that on an hourly basis, I would have revenge fantasies. Very vivid ones to. But I've blocked all that out. I have let it go for now. I'll react when the time is right but ill just focus on my studies. 

And just so you know, my old female classmates found out that he looks under their skirts. And a friend of mine told me that her boyfriend show her the teacher's Instagram. And one of the photos was him and a lady from Hooters. HOOTERS. This man is well over 60. Why was he even in a Hooters? It's sad that no one can report this. Because if they did, they would be silenced. 

Well that wraps up my story. I hope I opened your eyes into knowing that you can trust no man, at all. Whether he is a teacher, principal or priest. They are evil cowards who will stop at nothing to make themselves look good and get what they want. It's disgusting. 

Stop the myth of "Happily Ever After"

"I know enough about men to have gained a healthy fear of them. We see examples every day that show that most of them are liars, cheaters, rapists, murderers, warmongers, pedophiles, master manipulators, etc. The vast majority of them are dangerous.
Women would do well to realize that men do not respect nor appreciate women, and they never will. They do not care about disappointing us nor hurting our feelings. A man’s priority is HIMSELF… period. They think nothing of us, and the only value a woman has to man is to the extent they can use women for sex, material gain, arm candy, or some other purpose that has nothing to do with who we are as individuals. 
It’s too bad that women have to go through hell with one or more men to gain this understanding, and even then, we still hope that one day we’ll find one who’s different and will live happily ever after.
On the other hand, I believe that many women are actually in love with the IDEA of having a man fall madly fall in love with her, than they are with a man himself. Who wants to have to deal with a stinking, perverted, sports-watching, clueless, stupid man on a day-to-day basis? There’s a reason married men are generally more happy than married women are.The best thing a woman can do for herself is to open her eyes and realize that she is complete on her own. We need stop allowing society to make us feel like we’re ‘less than’ unless we’re involved with a man."

Happily eve after is a cruel propaganda that needs to get banned. They're is nothing worse than making a child believe in good romantic men and love.