All Married Men Are Pigs and Deceivers: If You're Married and Think Your Pig Is An Exception or Your Pig May change You Need A Sisterly Bat to Your Head!

"His name is Samuel Williams. He's a ginger man. Red hair, red beard and red eyebrows. Just red. His hair only highlights his beautiful ..." All Married Men Are Pigs and Deceivers...

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A Man in Drag Admits Men Are Pigs

I heard that in life heard women say, "Men are pigs". That's because it is true. Certainly most men are pigs, but, since dressed as a woman myself, I have discovered first hand why it is that so many women feel this way, and, well, it is true that all men are pigs.

Before, as a man, I myself never understood, nor was I ever even aware of the extent of bullshit a beautiful woman has to put up with when out in public.  Certainly I was aware of the many issues a pretty woman encounters out in public, but not the extent and frequency of it, and, well, now I fully understand it all too well, because I myself have to deal with it, and frankly, it is annoying as hell and sometimes can even be frightening and creepy.

As a trans, I like to look pretty and I love to wear mini skirts and high heels, because that's what I like, however, this is not a friggin open invitation for every classless buffoon in the universe to make comments on how sexy my legs are, nor am I impressed with how fucking cool some asshat thinks he is because he can toot his fucking horn like a retarded mongol, nor do I enjoy the mating calls of neanderthal apes who can whistle.

While I'm at it, just because I'm wearing a skirt and makeup does not mean I'm looking to "hook up" with any and every clueless creep in town whom would probably screw a goddamn chicken if given the opportunity. One, I am married, to a woman, two, as if you couldn't guess it, I am, into women, and three, I have a friggin dick, and, well, not only are men pigs, but they're fucking stupid too. I'm happy that they see me as female and can't tell that I am a male, and I'm also flattered that I am beautiful, but damn is it annoying to put up with such classless rudeness, because it happens every time I go out, and too frequently.

All Married Men Are Pigs and Deceivers: If You're Married and Think Your Pig Is An Exception or Your Pig May change You Need A Sisterly Bat to Your Head!

His name is Samuel Williams. He's a ginger man. Red hair, red beard and red eyebrows. Just red. His hair only highlights his beautiful blue eyes. I knew from the very moment I saw those blue eyes, I would never be able to let them go.

We met the college campus my sister goes to. I spent the weekend with her and it was time to say goodbye. As I was walking out of the campus grounds, I saw him. He was carrying a tablet (no one carries books anymore these days) and tea. Green tea. God I hate the taste of green tea. I didn't approach him immediately, actually I waited a few weeks. Every weekend during that time, I would ask my sister who he was, what he taught (he is  a professor for psychology) and what time he left. I finally gathered the courage to approach him. I introduced myself when he arrived at campus one day. We exchanged numbers. That was how it took off. He called me a day later, inviting me out for coffee. At seven in the evening. Who the fuck goes out for coffee at seven? At the coffee place, we chatted, we laughed, we got to know each other. It was a dope ass date. He was so intellectual and charming. I liked that. And too much now that I think of it. He invited me to his place, I said yes. We arrived at his place and the rest is history. Now don't get me wrong, I had my suspicions that he was with someone else but I brushed them off as paranoia. That was until I found her birth control packet in the trash. But at that time, him and I had had sex at least four times. I was too attached.He fessed up after I confronted him. He told me his marriage woes and my dumbass felt sorry for him. So I kept seeing him. Again and again. It's not like I don't care about Audrey's (his wife) feelings. But at the same time Sam manipulated me into a relationship. He's a forty three year old man! He knew what he was doing. Anyway, I don't know how to go about the situation. Any advice would be necessary. ❤

If You're Married and Think Your Pig Is An Exception or Your Pig May change You Need a Sisterly Bat to Your Head!